In this exciting post I will provide answers for some of the stupidest, most ignorant or misinformed questions posed in my general proximity, following the maxim: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Yes, most of them I heard at work. Providing the soundtrack for this post are the All New Adventures of Us.
This Edition: From the Theatre
Can I use this coupon more than once?
Yes! It's a magic coupon genie!
What is 3D?
Well... One day 1D and 2D got married and nine months later, 3D was born. (The number of adults who don't know what 3D movies are is unbelievable.)
What does 2D mean?
2D = 1D + 1D
(This is slightly more understandable but still sad. Obviously these people were playing hooky that day in 5th grade science.)
Some of my favorite questions are a form of what I call "permission questions." Coming from adults, these can be hilarious.
"Can I go to the bathroom and come back and buy a bag of popcorn?"
"My movie doesn't start for an hour; can I leave and come back if I keep my ticket?"
"Do I need to pay for my baby? I know she'll watch the movie, but..."
Or, after their movie: "Can I still get a refill?"
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